In a decision to drown the negativity from my life, I have brought out the big guns. I have discovered and enacted one of the most complex and proven systems known to mankind to drive the mental wickedness from my mind and body. For the last two weeks I have been wearing this cleansing device on my wrist and each time I catch myself making a negative remark, or even thinking a negative thought, it brings swift and stinging justice to sooth my soul. One small, red rubber band that cost me less than a quarter has increased my joy to levels akin to Indiana Jones at a bull whip convention and has me smiling like a jackass eating saw briers. Doesn’t it make sense that a “happy” person spends more time thinking happy thoughts? How can you hope to say you are happy if you let those evil buggers stay in there? Pop them right out of your life with the recycled rubber from who knows what and start living a little. In case you don’t have any rubber happiness devices.
SO…I’ve shared and now it’s your turn.. What keeps you positive?? Blow my mind! Leave a comment below.